
Went to a party last night where we were supposed to dress in the theme
of Desert Island Discs (Hawaiian shirt, anyone?) and/or take our own
selection. I couldn't quite get my head round dressing for the tropics
in the depths of English winter, though I know some people do it all the
time, so I tried to compile my own list. Owing to faulty discs I never
did manage to take a hard copy with me, but it got me considering the
whole scenario. Unlikely as I am to ever be on the famous radio show,
what would I choose? I decided that my own personal definition of a
record deserving to be on the playlist would be one which, the minute it
finishes, you want to hear again. When I was young my mother and I used
to play 'Heard it through the Grapevine' with the record arm across (so
the thing plays again and again) until one day my father commented 'Is
this a long-player?' He was never quite on the same wavelength as us. So
that could be first on my list.

The song which always makes me want to dance, and that would be pretty essential in a desert island situation, is 'There, There' by Radiohead. I'd be happy dancing on my own to that! Enough said.
Although there'd be no shortage of Elbow room, I'd probably have to choose two Elbow tracks, with Guy Garvey's voice you'd never feel totally alone. So that'd be 'Mirrorball' and 'Bones of You'. One of them from the live recording with the BBC orchestra and choir in the interest of variety.

I can't quite make up my mind about 'I burn for you' or 'Tea in the Sahara' from Sting's live albums with 'The Blue Turtles' 'Bring on the Night' (as it's so humid on this island!) and the marvellous Branford Marsalis on soprano sax, both titles seem appropriate for the climate. But according to the record notes 'Tea in the Sahara' was Branford's favourite so perhaps I should go with that. I'm sure it's what I'd miss there, a good English cuppa! On a more traditional note, to conjure up an entirely different world to the sandy beaches, I'd also choose Christmas at Sea, from Sting's 'On a Winter's Night' album

a poem by Robert Louis Stephenson, set to music by Sting and Mary Macmaster, who adds haunting Gaelic vocals.
Another haunting choice excellent for singing along to would be 'You've lost that loving feeling', but only by The Righteous Brothers.
To carry on the slightly melancholy mood I would choose the beautiful Jeff Buckley's 'Last Goodbye' and while I'm not sure I could survive with just the one song from him, I'm runnning out of numbers and would also need some cheerier fare.
I'm not sure if all alone I could cope with the optimistic cocktail glass half full to full on 'Shiny Happy People' of REM, though I love Michael Stipe's voice, but as so far I have very little female company perhaps I would need to choose the light nostalgia of 'Chinese cafe' by Joni Mitchell, remembering civilization and bustling cafes, youth, the social whirl of friends and relatives.

To finish I'd need a lullaby, and what better than 'Sleep' by Eric Whitacre's Virtual Choir, with a whole world of uploaded voices to soothe me in my isolation. And if I could have the video too, it would be heaven, worlds of angels singing for me.



Only having ten choices, I've not chosen any classical, jazz, or world music, but would need at least another ten for those, and since it's all hypothetical, who's to say I can't....another time.